Halloween T-Shirts Take Lazy To New Levels

My dear God, Halloween is here again, isn’t it? I’m not giving a crap this year. I discovered the joy of Halloween t-shirts last year and I wouldn’t be caught dead in a costume ever again. I mean, it’s still a kids’ holiday last time I checked, right? the headache of putting on costume stuff and makeup is not my thing, and I don’t really know a whole lot of dudes who are really that into it. Halloween t-shirts are the way to go, but there are a few cheap ideas if you still have doubts.

Getting some old clothes out, putting some rips in them, and rubbing your face with dirt may be a good choice for you. Very cheap and very easy, you can just tell people you’re a hobo. It’s pretty much how you were going to look anyway when you finally stumble drunkenly through the door at Waffle House at 3am, right? A Halloween t-shirt would be much cleaner, though.

Another great option is to dress as a bag of trash. Get yourself a sturdy lawn and leaf, black garbage bag. Cut holes for your head and arms, and then shove some waded tissue around your ears and neck. Presto, you’re a bag of trash. Cost of costume estimated at around 23 cents, maybe. Being a bag of trash may get you some laughs, but you’re not likely to pick up the chicks. Chicks are much more attracted to Halloween t-shirts.

You could probably get away with not wearing anything but your normal clothes. When people ask you what you’re going as, you can just tell them that you’re dressed as Apathy or even Procrastination. Either one of those ideas could possibly get you branded as a jerk, though, and no one will want to talk to you. Plenty of people will want to talk to you about your Halloween t-shirt, though.

I hope you get the feeling that there is no other better option for a cheap and easy Halloween costume than a Halloween t-shirt. It’s the only thing you can do to retain your coolness while still being aloof of the holiday spirit of Halloween. You may be a jerk, but at least people will still want to share a drink with you.

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